There were two moments in this trip I wish I could have changed what I said: the first would be changing that strawberry smoothie to be virgin and the second was when I misidentified a goat, as a deer (it was dark and hard to see the little guys, honest!).  Unfortunately, my dad did the exact same thing years before (on a young cow) ... everytime we'd pass a herd of cows, we'd ask if he spotted any cow-deer.  (Though that joke could be retired now.)